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February 2012
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rewindreplayrelax replied to your post: ANOTHER EPISODE OF CHOPPED?!
IT’S A TRAP. Just like when you have a little less than half of a pint of ice cream left because by the time you’ve had “enough” (lololol) you just end up going “fuck it, Imma finish all of this right fucking now”.
Kevin knows what’s up.
On a side note, guess what I dreamed last night? That’s right, I dreamed I was...
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1-800-faggot-unicorn replied to your post: ANOTHER EPISODE OF CHOPPED?!
you stupid fag
I love it when you speak dirty to me.
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ANOTHER EPISODE OF CHOPPED?!
Seriously, food network, seriously I need to take a shower. Seriously.
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1-800-faggot-unicorn replied to your post: 1-800-faggot-unicorn replied to your post:…
I am hungry. For pancakes, though. Not dick.
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1-800-faggot-unicorn replied to your post: 1-800-faggot-unicorn replied to your photo:…
Any adorable you had going for you just died in that post
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1-800-faggot-unicorn replied to your photo: 1-800-faggot-unicorn: …
dats gonna hurt bro
Not so adorable anymore.
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Too many hot guys at the gym.
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This typing game is actually the greatest thing... →
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rewindreplayrelax replied to your post: Blegh this cold. I just want to be at the beach.
I want to be at the beach tooo.
Global weirding and shit.
Blegh this cold. I just want to be at the beach.
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Oprah: Book Club Fight Club
Oprah will always be my favorite anything.
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Elyas needs to move here
1-800-faggot-unicorn:
so writing this would be easier
Movies happen here in L.A. Although, we do need a small town…
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I am done with all these ghosts and paranormal...
I WANT MONSTERS AND SHIT! I want a bad-ass monster that isn’t afraid to be seen ripping some ass.
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1-800-faggot-unicorn replied to your post: 1-800-faggot-unicorn replied to your post:…
ALRIGHT GO
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1-800-faggot-unicorn replied to your post: 1-800-faggot-unicorn replied to your post:…
all of the above
Do I have until midnight to finish my design?
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1-800-faggot-unicorn replied to your post: 1-800-faggot-unicorn replied to your post:…
nahhh, like before they lose them.
Police Officer? Plumper? Skater? Punk? Student? Slutty Nurse? Leather? Clear Heels?
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1-800-faggot-unicorn replied to your post: 1-800-faggot-unicorn replied to your post:…
DRESS LIKE A PORNSTAR ERRY DAY
PORNSTARSDON’TCAREHOWTHEYDRESS.THEYARENAKEDALLTHETIME!
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1-800-faggot-unicorn replied to your post: 1-800-faggot-unicorn replied to your post:…
pssshhhh, porno clothes are ALWAYS clothes
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1-800-faggot-unicorn replied to your post: 1-800-faggot-unicorn replied to your post: Uh-oh,…
If you weren’t in CA, I’d actually recommend coveralls. Rolled up sleeves, possibly a mesh shirt underneath? It could be hot.
Now you just want me to be in a porno.
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1-800-faggot-unicorn replied to your post: Uh-oh, do I want to try and pull off overalls?
Yes you do, specifically with no shirt beneath them.
YUS! Keegs knows what’s up! If only I had a pair. I’ll raid one of my friend’s closets and see what I can do.
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Uh-oh, do I want to try and pull off overalls?
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Like, suuurrrsly?
wordsofnot-wisdom:
Today I had to come out to my mom as Bisexual.
For the 6th time.
There’s denial, then there’s my mother.
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Augh, today is so gloomy
I don’t like it. I need sunlight as much as a Vileplume trying to use SolarBeam does.
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