August 2011
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cjaristyssensesfaill replied to your post: cjaristyssensesfaill replied to your post: So the…
Man your Life sucks
Naw, it’s pretty good. I actually I get happier throughout the mo….. SHIT. I just remembered, I’m not supposed to listen to music either.
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cjaristyssensesfaill replied to your post: So the sun rises by 6:00 am
Can you not have water?
NOPE! No water. No food. No cussing. No bad thoughts. No sexy time, or sexy thoughts.
:D
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So the sun rises by 6:00 am
And it sets at 8:00 pm.
That’s 14 hours of fasting everyday for a whole month.
HERE’S TO DYING OF THIRST!
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rewindreplayrelax replied to your post: rewindreplayrelax replied to your post: That…
Ooooh, I understand perfectly. My neighbor is a DILF. Awkwardness abounds when I have to talk to him.
I’m just awkward all around. However, I’d do a DILF any day.
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keganthedestroyer replied to your post: That awkward moment when
GET IT… oh wait…. that’s weird…
IT IS RIGHT?! I mean, it’s not like he’s related to me. But, meh. Hormones, you son of a bitch.
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rewindreplayrelax replied to your post: That awkward moment when
Oooooooh, gurl.
No, but seriously. He is such a DILF.
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That awkward moment when
You have the hots for your aunts husband.
And you think he has the hots for you too.
But you think “No, he doesn’t. I’m just over thinking it”.
But he keeps trying to get you into the pool with him.
And when he awkwardly grabs you by the hips to move you from the sun.
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There is some a lot of boobage, but it’s pretty cool.
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I’m so scared.
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So I begin fasting tomorrow. Know what that means?
I’M EATING EVERYTHING UP IN THIS BITCH LIKE THERE WERE NO FUCKS TO GIVE!!!
July 2011
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Guess who I saw at the mall today?
Matt Barr. Really pretty.
And I passed by Bruce Willis yesterday.
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That awkward moment when
The guy you have a crush on is asked “If you had to have a homosexual encounter with a guy in this room, who would it be?”. And you get all excited, but he doesn’t choose you.
You should have picked me.
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keganthedestroyer:
extremely-flammable replied to your post: SAVE ME
So you like being in pain while you jack off?
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I spent the whole day at Six Flags Magic Mountain.
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I hate
vitrehelianthe:
Everyone with a dick.
EVERYONE.
They make me angry.
And I just want to slap them.
And then I meet a cute one and…
gpoy.
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I'm addicted to Potato chips.
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I don't know what to have for dinner.
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Shia Labarf
annoys the shit out of me.
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I've been such a whore this weekend.
Whateves, I can’t whore it out when my family gets here in a couple of days.