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Wrong Number
I love it when random people call me with a wrong number. And yet they insist it is the right one.  OH yeah you are right! I am Abdulrahman. Sorry, you know me and my Amnesia.
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Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.
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That Moment
When you freak out ‘cause you have an itch, but you don’t know where.
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Oprah at the Oscars
Mom: Why is she on?!
Me: Haters gon hate.
Mom: Why do they make such a big deal for her?
Me: Because she's Oprah Motherfucking Winfrey.
Mom: She's just another woman.
Me: she is a WHOLE NEW RACE of a woman.
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paper-keys-deactivated20110930- asked: Get the eff on-line and be my social outlet.
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February 2011
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